Churching for Gold

The act of removing money from the church offering plate when it is passed around.

Out of desperation, Joe went churching for gold to pay his bills.

by Alabama Princess April 26, 2009

Church Freak

Any person not knowings anything but going to church, attending church events and programs, singing churchy songs, dressing like yuppies, never doing anything wrong (according to the Bible) and don't want anything to do with those not of their same belief. They only go on mission trips that go to other Christian areas and with other churches that have the same belief system.

A church on 9600 E. Mill Plain Blvd., Vancouver, WA 98664...where there's huge number full of church freaks who know nothing else but going to church, attending churchy events and shunning those that don't agree with their ideas.

by Dave The Symphony May 19, 2011

Church Whore

someone who goes out with or sleeps with everyone from their church or youth group

oh my gosh kristan did you hear about gregory he's such a church whore

by horatioiksmylove April 23, 2006

Tucker and Church

(1)The two most leetest people in the world of gaming.
(2) The best characters on Red vs Blue.

Tucker and Church got in a Warthog and pwned everyone on the map.

by none January 14, 2005

god church

a word that jake paul made up to rhyme with his extremely terrible song and music video

just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church

by emo trash June 19, 2017

Church Bitch

Someone who is a steriotypical goodie goodie conformist who wears only desinger clothes and hangs with the other preps and kids in the choir and acts proper and snobby just becuase their parents are borderline rich.

The school is over run with church bitches who walk around like we should be begging to kiss their asses.

by _J.Ham_ May 1, 2011

Church Bitch

A coworker that thinks they are really good at their job, but in fact are not only bad at their job, they also make their coworkers' jobs more difficult because they suck so bad.

Ryan so lazy and always getting in my way. He's such a church bitch.

by dzimney July 5, 2010