smart laundry

smart laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈsmärt ˈlȯn-drē): laundry machines with a high degree of intelligence, leveraging IoT, machine learning, digital interfaces, and other patented tech : AWESOME. //

“I’m so glad we use SMART LAUNDRY so I don’t have to pay with quarters, use the crappy card machine, wait 3 months for a dryer to get repaired, not know when machines are available, or lose my clothes to some laundry thief.”

by smartlaundryfan June 8, 2021

washing the families dirty laundry without asking first

My family and sorority

Those bitches are washing the families dirty laundry without asking first

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

laundry it

to laundry your clothes

" I laundried this shirt last night "
" That shirt is dirty, you should laundry it. "

by fatifartz February 18, 2022

horny nigga laundry basket

A cum used porno type

Friend: so what kinda porno u like
Me: Horny nigga laundry basket

by nig nug 420 September 13, 2019

Horny Nigga Laundry Basket

A very rude but interesting idiom to describe a black skin tone person who's always sexually excited and has a yee yee ass haircut, which normally he's American and have a pair of AirPods.

In my opinion, he's a horny nigga laundry basket.

by darth yourmom August 9, 2021

Laundry Party

When everyone shows up to your house in their dirty clothes, get naked and drink cocktails while their clothes are in the wash. Leaving clean as a whistle, loose as a thistle.

A laundry party is a fine way to clean your clothes AND get to know your neighbors!

by Definer of Leisure March 17, 2024

Laundry mats closed

when the laundry mat is closed a woman is on her period hopefully its a small load to wash by hand.

Sorry babe laundry mats closed for 5 to 7 days.

by nellie shoots February 6, 2012