sock thief

The guy who goes into your house while your socks are in the laundry and steals one of your socks out of the washing machine or the dryer. It's always one sock because he knows it drives you insane that there's ALWAYS one missing. Every. Time.

He is currently in a gay relationship with the tangle wizard.

GOD DAMMIT THE SOCK THIEF STOLE ANOTHER ONE OF MY SOCKS!!! NOW THERE'S NO MATCH FOR THIS ONE!!! FUCK!!!!!

by angry white kid July 24, 2010

TILF

Teddy I'd like to fuck

Dude i love your Teddy bear, yeah He's a TILF, i totally ripped his stuffing out the other day. Lets get a go on that!

by MONGOLOID JACK April 8, 2010

Pickle Thief

\PIK-uhl theef\ -noun, plural pickle thieves. A derogatory term for a gay man.

Origin: 2009; Cuanta Vida by kytri, page 66

Synonyms: fag, queer, faggot, homogay, fag balls, cockfag, assfag, Fag-o-tron, FairyQueen.

"Wake up, pickle thief!"

by Murasaki Yugata October 15, 2009

tampon thief

one who has intercourse with women during their time of ovulation

like a tampon thief i had to pull some string.
That kids a tampon thief.

by Playaz Inc. October 31, 2008

panty thief

Man who steals women's underwear to satisfy his sexual obsesions.

Sylvester Sneekly aka "The Hooded Claw" was a Panty theif, who pilfered panties from Penelope Pitstop.

by Brigadere General Franklin P. Pussycock III October 25, 2003

Thief in the dark

The ability to steal something without someone noticing.

Pablo is a thief in the dark.

by Jesus March 20, 2005

thilaxsan

stupid , unattractive , alway wants to fight

ew he is such a thilaxsan

by dab master , attractive , sexy June 27, 2017