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Who is the REAL Spider-Man? 

The REAL Spider-Man is a Man, Born June 1st, 1984. He is Mulatto (Half Persian, half Cameroonian!) Majored in Psychology, majors in Medicine, currently fighting crime in Romania, he is a proficient speaker of over half a dozen languages, excels at a multitude of sports, including but not limited to, arm-wrestling, MMA, table-tennis, just to name a few. He is the second in a sibship of 6 brothers, and is hiding in plain site, affectionately refered to as Spidey! He is also an avid guitar and chess player.
Who is the REAL Spider-Man? Well, he is responsible for stopping criminals in more counties than one! Sometimes leading to their arrests! At times having to combat several enemies at once, he always emerges victorious.

who's the boss 

to elaborate on the given definition, it is my understanding that afterwards (after the donkey punch), the male forcefully inserts his crotch rocket, and by that i mean stiffy, and by that i mean erection, into the unwilling ass of his partner. Perhaps she is willing, but it's not as fun that way.
..."tony fucking danza"...insert donkey punch...insert hard-on..."oh my god you asshole i'm never talkiing to you again"...who cares you've already done it. FIN.

who paved the way 

SHINee aka Princes of K-pop, paved the way.
Who paved the way?

SHINee!
who paved the way by sayshinee November 19, 2021

who shot the pumpkin 

who shot the pumpkin:
1.an unfortunate event
2. Something people say when they're shocked.
3.Something people say when someone has had an 'accident'
who shot the pumpkin by What me?! December 31, 2004

The Ignorant Dude Who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice 

the above ho aka me

who's the neek now?

A phrase commmon place in South London neekish circles

To the question "who's the neek now?", the common answer is "Yes, it's still me"
Tom: "Who's the neek now?"
Tom: "Yes, it's still me"
who's the neek now? by renmus August 10, 2006