Moon Whales

pale white ass cheeks. often revealed when one lowers thine britches in a taunting manner.

"Dude, Look at all those moon whales jiggling around in the water!!"

by Joe Mingus December 3, 2006

Bazooka Whale

The best mammal on Earth, can destroy an entire steel block with 3 bazookas, and can give shaggy 1000 years of death twice in a 1v1.

The Bazooka Whale is the best creature known to man.

by BazookaWhale56YT May 6, 2019

Suddenly Whale

A large fat specimen incapable of human and especially romantic interaction.

"You see that fat thing there?"
"The one that looks like a complete weirdo?"
"That's Suddenly Whale."

by La Yaoi Addict July 27, 2019

Honk the Whale

(haunk^tha'Wayle) Latin from the root
honkus le' whalus;
to take a shit that makes you exhale ridiculously hard, kinda sounding like an elephant or whale song...

grandpa usually can honk the whale , for at least an hour...

by dannyz2589 October 16, 2008

whale shovel

Any device used to lift, turn or transfer fat people.

"Three big male nurses couldn't lift her fat ass from the floor, so they had to get the whale shovel out."

by Dirty Diana F. February 18, 2014

miniature whales

A Jim Gaffigan joke meaning sperm.

"Hmmmm, miniature whales."
-Jim Gaffigan

by Captain Caboose August 6, 2014

whale watcher

a common term for a lesbian.

Jon won't hit on Alison because he's pretty sure she's a whale watcher.

by whale watcher October 10, 2014