A game that needs ultimate focus and agility which can only be mastered by the greatest of the even greater. The fancy men blessed this game upon us year 2012 this is when the chosen ones rose to take care of with class.
Unknowing fool: omg! What’s that game I’ve never seen it
Mischievous genius: it is subway surf you bastard, now scram I can’t be seen with people of your knowledge class.
Same fool: but I only wanted to know what you were playing
Mischievous genius: you can’t get the gift you have to be born with if, every morning I wake and begin grinding subway surf. It’s not a choice you get chosen by the life style.
The fool: (too flabbergasted to even utter a word falls to his knees and prays in silence…..)
Mischievous genius: it is subway surf you bastard, now scram I can’t be seen with people of your knowledge class.
Same fool: but I only wanted to know what you were playing
Mischievous genius: you can’t get the gift you have to be born with if, every morning I wake and begin grinding subway surf. It’s not a choice you get chosen by the life style.
The fool: (too flabbergasted to even utter a word falls to his knees and prays in silence…..)
by Chevreentusiast May 9, 2022
Get the Subway surfmug. by Jake The Snake 🐍 April 18, 2018
Get the Subway Bandmug. noun - A single shot of alcohol take among good friends. Commonly taken as a group, often before or during a traditional drinking game.
Robert and his friends did a subway shot, then continued playing Street Fighter: III Strike and pregaming.
by DavidCiv December 25, 2010
Get the subway shotmug. by Tim September 3, 2004
Get the Subway mapmug. Cletus: damn I can’t be part of the subway gang bc my dick is only 5 1/2”
Leroy: I’m part of the subway gang bc my dick is 6”
Leroys sister: he is definitely part of the subway gang
Leroy: I’m part of the subway gang bc my dick is 6”
Leroys sister: he is definitely part of the subway gang
by Sisterfucker.com October 27, 2020
Get the Subway gangmug. by Hankenstein April 7, 2023
Get the arctic subwaymug. a dood from subway who is a dood who is a dood who lives at subway and he's a dood sponsored by subway.
by Kaitlyns son May 6, 2021
Get the Milad From subwaymug.