Noun; News, information or stories, that seem(s) to be crazy talk or otherwise obviously impossible.
Joe came home late telling some kook-scoop story about a flat tire! I already knew where he was though!
by McSouthFl September 21, 2019
Aiming in on a sniper and performing a scoop like motion to get your crosshairs on an enemy. Quickly shoot then release the scope.
by TheWhiteFang February 06, 2011
when a girl is giving you head, you smear cheese on her ass, then you scoop it up with some nachos... dont forget to offer her some
by el nacho scooper October 16, 2011
Johnny didn’t have a condom so he pinched his foreskin together when he blew his load. Luckily Lucy had a cum scoop handy for a quick clean out!
by Truffleshuffle4l March 21, 2020
when a woman performs oral sex on a man then removes the ejaculate from her mouth and places it inside her vagina to get pregnant.
by longbear gunns April 17, 2014
Accusing the victim itself with plagiarism .
by Mak memeleer July 12, 2017
(v.) \ˈhip\ \ˈsküp\
The act of picking up the opposite sex with direct application of swag.
abbreviated: hip, hip hip scoop, hip scooping, scoop.
The act of picking up the opposite sex with direct application of swag.
abbreviated: hip, hip hip scoop, hip scooping, scoop.
by Giorgio Palmiero January 23, 2011