Pug Life

The Life of a Pug Trying to thuggish

Seen that pug trying to live like that Pug Life, but ain’t all about that Shyt

by CrimsonKajun2 March 19, 2022

fuss your pugs

Euphemism. ...to make sexual advances towards a lady that owns said breed of dog

"Girl, they are SO cute! .....so when are you gonna let me come over and. ..fuss your pugs? "

"You even LOOK AT me again I'll call the police you fucking rapey twat "

"Alrighty then......"

Fuss your pugs......a euphemism

"Check out that FINE woman walking her dogs and shit! I'd give my right arm to be fussing those pugs "

by Big Kev Dial December 30, 2018

pug the dog

To finish one's drink at the pub and go home to give the wife a shag. Used when a) one is full up with beer or b) one has run out of beer tokens.

Bloody hell man! I've run out of beer tokens. I will just have to go home and pug the dog unless you can give me a sub?

by PCPuss June 30, 2009

pug bitch

some nasty whore who puts her ass out for anything, will drool over everyone, with an ugly face.

"son i can't let you date her because shes a pug bitch."
"but dad i've been seeing her for a while now."
"Son don't tell me you're a pug bitch too."

by asslikethatdontfitinjeans September 3, 2014

pug sit

Process of baby sitting a pug or group of pugs for a crazy pug lady.

Can someone please pug sit for me while I'm away?

by TheMan1315 February 25, 2017

Pug

A drug, disease infected whore, liars, theif, sneaks into another man's room to have sex while her man is in the other room, has had sex with roadkill, leaves her baby wherever, lazy, loves the subs, tells her man that there is nothing to worry about and sleeps with other men, is a scared blonde who steals tablets and I pods and sentimental love letters, has the ability to snatched up anyone's man and get tit shots for free and trash houses

Man did you see joja she is a Pug.
I felt pug when I slept with george.

by Drinkee, December 31, 2018

Pug

A Chinese lap dog breed that comes in 3 colours: fawn, black and apricot. The breed seems to be unusually popular in internet memes and pop culture, especially the fawn pug. Milo, Frank and Toby Da Pug are perhaps the 3 most famous pugs.

I have a pet pug named Toby.

by Toby Da Pug June 3, 2018