Midnight Epiphony

The act of awakening in the middle of the night and suddenly remebering that you failed to accomplish something during the day (request from boss, spouse, teacher, etc.) This is usually followed by forgetting to do it again the following day as well, hence the cycle continues.
Last night, I had a midnight epiphony...I forgot to complete the report my boss needs today.
by Shayg630 April 25, 2010
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Midnight Snackers

Zombies (or Living Dead) that wake up at midnight, and come out of the ground to attack your house and eat your brains. This particular breed of zombies only eat brains, and only wake up at midnight. They're attack ends before the sun comes up.
GJ: It's midnight.
Mikey: The midnight snackers are coming.
Kyle: Protect my brains!

Stripper: I don't have any brains!
by chevronsup August 25, 2011
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midnight noonie

Sex after midnight but before noon (basically Morning Sex)
I woke up with a rockin boner so I decided to give my girl a midnight noonie!
by cblair007 February 19, 2014
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midnight jokerz

Its A Street Racing Team Established In North Carolina Founders is DevilXlll,Demon,Phantom So If You Hear The Name Mentioned From Coast To Coast You Know Who It Is.The Midnight jokerz Are Taken Street Racing To The Final Level..Weather Itz Racing Or Showin..U Never Know When Or Where You Will See Them..So Rivalz Watch Your Back At All Timez Cuz U Never Know When Or Where You Might Be Challenged For Everythin You Own..Witout Victory At The End Youll Be Bettin Ur Soul Wit Them..
Look Iz The Legendary Midnight Jokerz! Coming From The Pitch Black Rays Of Midnight Here To Race Anyone For Anything..Dis Iz The Best Night Of My Life!..Wow..! Letz Do Diz Jokerz Style
by DevilXlll December 20, 2005
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midnight slip

Switching partners during sex without the woman knowing.
Me and my buddie have that bitch the midnight slip!
by Dethrattleshake March 08, 2017
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Midnight Scalper

the act of shaving a sex partner's hair after they have fallen asleep.
Rickie is a known midnight scalper he has a collection of hair in his room.
by love rocket January 30, 2012
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Midnight Mariachi

The sound of distant but still audible mariachi music usually experienced late at night. The thumping of the tuba penetrates your home even when the windows are closed. There is no escape.
Maybe someone's having a party. Maybe someone's blasting it out of the their parked car because they're an asshole. It is unmistakable, you are experiencing Midnight Mariachi.
Did you hear that Midnight Mariachi last night? It kept me up until 3 AM.
by Tawdry Audrey March 08, 2021
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