because fuck you that's why

When no explanation is necessary.

Douche: yo, why can't I get some of that azz?

Hot chick: because fuck you that's why.

by Supadupaflye69 August 12, 2014

strike that

forget what I just said

In the brief time it took me to write this paragraph, three more emails arrived. Now I have 115 unanswered emails. Strike that: 116

by SirReal June 13, 2016

I put that on chawls!

In order to gain trust of strangers and comrades alike . One invokes the name of the beloved leader of the X men. So it is understood that theyre actions will come to fruition and that there words hold absolute truth.

"Akin to swearing on the constitution"

He told me he wasnt giving me that $20 till next week and I swung on em.
and I put that on CHAWLS!!!

by Chawwwlsss!!!!! January 7, 2021

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.

Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020

It really do be like that sometimes

Sometimes, you just do something, and your friend asks a question. “It really do be like that sometimes” is a good response.

“Why is the baby hanging from the roof?”

“It really do be like that sometimes”

by GodLikeAbu July 20, 2018

but that's just a theory

...A Game Theory! Thanks for watching!

Consider your childhood ruined, and remember...
But that's just a theory! A Game Theory! Thanks for watching!

by Hobox May 28, 2018

tear that ass up

To have rough sex with a girl.

Devonte: Shanika looking fine in them sweats
Jerome: Boy, I would tear that ass up!

by Pizzlej April 18, 2020