Taylor Swift

the coolest prettiest best nicest person to ever exist EVER. my absolute gf, lyrical genius, gods gift to mankind. also wrote a fanfiction longer than the bible about gay wizards. my favorite person to ever exist, like ever.

Taylor Swift is the best human being to ever walk the earth.

by juleslovestaylorswift June 22, 2021

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Phil Swift

He is the all father, power to bond seal AND repair. (Can also cut anything in half and repair it with his ultimate weapon, flex tape/flex seal)

Phil Swift is my dad

by Phil Swift is my dad March 7, 2019

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Taylor Swift

A woman who makes music for girls who give toothy head, aka the “music industry”

Did you hear Taylor Swift is dating (insert popular male who she’s dating for clout)?

Really?!??!!!?

by The K1NG OF TEXAS October 18, 2023

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Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift, the basic white girl who makes music that isn't as good as everyone turns it out to be. All her fans are apart of a cult full of little white girls that only care about Taylor. She has a dry voice and poor stage presence.

Person1: Do you know who Taylor Swift is?
Person 2: Yes, Tayble is a flop!

by KESHA LIED October 31, 2023

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