awkward switch swap

the act of walking towards somebody and trying to switch sides of the hallway or street, when they switch to the same side as you, and you try to switch back and they switch to the same side as you.

person 1: that chick totally awkward switch swapped me.

person 2: what a cunt!

by the :#r May 12, 2010

swapping places with the panda

Havin Sex

I don't mind swapping places with the panda

by Giangium September 14, 2009

the chocolate drop and swap

After removing fiber from one's diet, it is the act of expelling rigid fecal matter directly into another individual's anus. For members of the same sex, the act is only considered homosexual in nature if the rectums touch (intentionally or unintentionally). This act carries a moderate risk of inadvertently becoming a homosexual.

Randy and I performed The Chocolate Drop and Swap while hanging out last night. It was a close call, we came within about half an inch of accidentally becoming gay.

by Mister Wanky December 8, 2013

Tennessee Taco Swap

When two female cousins are doing a 69 on each other.

I heard that Tina and Jenny pulled a Tennessee Taco Swap last night when they were drunk.

by Cummins July 14, 2006

Swedish Swap Meat

A sex act between two dudes wearing pants, where they insert their penises through each others' fly holes, and then reach down their own pants and jerk the other man to completion.

Yo, Jeff, did we do a Swedish Swap Meat last night? Cause my pants are full of your jizz. Go with Christ.

by Fobill April 22, 2010

swap tartar sauce

To engage in the act of intercourse. Can be used as a humourous pick up line.

"I ended up swapping tartar sauce with Caitie last night, so yeah, it was a good party,"

"Hey babe, wanna go out back & swap tartar sauce?"

by Steveh May 28, 2004

Flip Flop Swap

An opportunistic theft usually occurring at public venues in which patrons must be barefoot - The most common of these being American waterparks. As patrons approach the lazy river, they naïvely place their pool shoes in unattended cubbies, where rational people presume they will remain over for the next 15 minutes. Upon exiting the ride however, the flip flop swapper will with a slight of foot and a cool head, exchange his mediocre less desirable flip flops for a complete stranger's more appealing, yet highly questionable footwear.

"That was a lot of fun. Lets grab a burger before we hit the wave pool."

"Wait. Check out that pair of Rainbows.."
"What the hell is wrong with you?"

"Flip flop swap dude. Chicks dig Rainbows."

by Dontdothat May 17, 2012