A game that needs ultimate focus and agility which can only be mastered by the greatest of the even greater. The fancy men blessed this game upon us year 2012 this is when the chosen ones rose to take care of with class.
Unknowing fool: omg! What’s that game I’ve never seen it
Mischievous genius: it is subway surf you bastard, now scram I can’t be seen with people of your knowledge class.
Same fool: but I only wanted to know what you were playing
Mischievous genius: you can’t get the gift you have to be born with if, every morning I wake and begin grinding subway surf. It’s not a choice you get chosen by the life style.
The fool: (too flabbergasted to even utter a word falls to his knees and prays in silence…..)
Mischievous genius: it is subway surf you bastard, now scram I can’t be seen with people of your knowledge class.
Same fool: but I only wanted to know what you were playing
Mischievous genius: you can’t get the gift you have to be born with if, every morning I wake and begin grinding subway surf. It’s not a choice you get chosen by the life style.
The fool: (too flabbergasted to even utter a word falls to his knees and prays in silence…..)
by Chevreentusiast May 9, 2022
Get the Subway surfmug. by Jake The Snake 🐍 April 18, 2018
Get the Subway Bandmug. Interchangeable with: Metro Sweats and Underground Sweats.
When the temperature of the subway is so vastly different from the winter temperatures outside and you immediately break into an uncomfortably uncontrollable sweat in your winter clothes.
When the temperature of the subway is so vastly different from the winter temperatures outside and you immediately break into an uncomfortably uncontrollable sweat in your winter clothes.
"Man it was so bloody cold I got all layered up to leave the house and then I got such unrelenting subway sweats within minutes."
by metroSweater December 22, 2013
Get the Subway Sweatsmug. by The 2nd Right one July 7, 2023
Get the Subway surfersmug. by Cloudzuwu April 21, 2021
Get the Subway eatermug. To "subway" someone (verb): To hit a cop, especially federal law enforcement, with a footlong Subway sandwich. This often occurs after a long argument or rant directed at said cop, and particularly during times of increasing fascism, nationalism or corporatism.
Man with footlong Subway sandwich: "Sir! Get the fuck outta my city you bootlicking motherfucker! We didn't need your fascist police state!"
Federal cop:
Man with footlong Subway sandwich: Throws his footlong Subway at the cop. Runs away slowly and is caught and charged with a felony
Federal cop:
Man with footlong Subway sandwich: Throws his footlong Subway at the cop. Runs away slowly and is caught and charged with a felony
by Late Stage Piss Jugs August 15, 2025
Get the Subwaymug. Cletus: damn I can’t be part of the subway gang bc my dick is only 5 1/2”
Leroy: I’m part of the subway gang bc my dick is 6”
Leroys sister: he is definitely part of the subway gang
Leroy: I’m part of the subway gang bc my dick is 6”
Leroys sister: he is definitely part of the subway gang
by Sisterfucker.com October 27, 2020
Get the Subway gangmug.