Derek Standard Time (DST) is a time warp deviation of the time scale that society has come to accept as normal. The DST zone operates in a mathematical variation of 1.33x to 2.4x slower than standard time.
"Yes we are going to leave here in 20 minutes (an hour and a half Derek Standard Time), and go to the party.
by FleshSpearThrustin August 02, 2023
The act of going to a hotel, getting wasted, and having a destructive orgy that leaves the hotel with many things destroyed, drenched in cum, and reeking like alcohol.
by DeathKnight760 February 25, 2015
(AST) The time zone between actual time of arrival as opposed to the time you said you would arrive.
by Krico April 27, 2010
Authorized Standard Version: An update of the King James Version published in 1901.
This version earned the reputation of being the Rock of Biblical Honesty. Although the English used in the ASV is somewhat archaic, it isn't nearly as hard to understand as some passages of the King James Version of nearly 3 centuries earlier. This translation of the Holy Bible is in the public domain.
This version earned the reputation of being the Rock of Biblical Honesty. Although the English used in the ASV is somewhat archaic, it isn't nearly as hard to understand as some passages of the King James Version of nearly 3 centuries earlier. This translation of the Holy Bible is in the public domain.
by Don Jewett March 05, 2004
a milf that is older than 40 also you don't really know if she's actually a mother just because the youporn video says so
by n00000000000000b August 15, 2010
Blayney this standard speed test is crap!
by yarr February 17, 2006
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