spunk weasel

somebody who sucks so much at stuff.

"I just failed to put in a definion for spunk weasel cos I spelt it spunk weisel." "That is cos you are a spunk weasel at spelling."

by Daniel Baker December 13, 2008

Spunk Dump

A woman (or man!) makes herself 'available' to one or two men from a group friends and all they other men find out and also manage to nail her, repeatedly, taking her total of your group into double figures.

' That girl you went home with the other night you do know she has slept with a couple of your mates?', 'Yeah I do she is the football teams Spunk Dump!'

by Oinoisy4 June 17, 2009

Spit, Spunk or a Finger?

Referring to an eclectic selection of sexual possibilities

- So I pulled that hot girl last night
- Nice! how did it go?
- Good, took her back to mine
- Spit, spunk or a finger?

by Thomulas July 22, 2009

Trunk Spunk

When having sex with a girl, right before ejaculating, you pull out and blow your load on either her stomach, sides, or lower back, depending on the position.

I was fucking Tracy last night and i Didn't want to bust inside her, so i pulled out and gave her a creamy trunk spunk all over her stomach.

by MSUP-DIZZLE September 11, 2010

Spunk Stick

A young man who thinks with only his penis. He may be attractive, however lacks mental faculties. (Derogatory)

That young man is nothing but a no good Spunk Stick!

by headcase360 March 28, 2010

Spunkelunk

During fellatio, the act of penetrating the giver’s throat for ejaculatory purposes. spunkelunking spunkelunkee spunkelunker

Henry wasn’t sure if it was customary to ask before spunkelunking on the first date. He chose to ask first, therefore enjoying a second date.

by @SexNerdSandra July 3, 2011

spunk junky

Spunk junky: refers to male as a name, this is a male who craves semen. As to a junky craves drugs, this male craves semen instead.

Yo Ricky is such a spunk junky. He loves hanging out with men.

by sugea June 1, 2014