splooge

a sound effect that mason makes

masons employer: " sir it says here on your resume you can make the splooge noise? can you elaborate?"
mason:*splooge*

by b2finness July 6, 2022

Splooge

To bust a major nut

Jimmy splooged all over his wife. He must’ve really needed to bust his nut

by Sullivan6661 July 17, 2022

Sploog-e

A, usually disgusting, beverage that is mixed with a multitudes of shitty ingredients.

Man 1: Dude, this shit is gross as fuck, what is it?
Man 2: Sploog-e

by penis_potato June 9, 2022

Sploog

Any sort of strange viscous substance

Damn dude there was sploog all over the hotel.

by Sploogifier August 25, 2022

Indiana Bones and the Temple of Splooge

A cinematic masterpiece, Indiana Bones and the Temple of Splooge is the kind of movie where the archaeological "digs" are exclusively anatomical. The film follows a sweaty, fedora-wearing archaeologist as he navigates the Temple of Splooge, a subterranean den of iniquity where the traps aren't poisoned darts, but rather aggressive "fluid exchanges" and spends less time escaping rolling boulders and more time dealing with "boulders" of a much more sensitive nature. Whether he's navigating the "Chamber of Moans" or outrunning the legal department while trying to convince a cult of leather-clad zealots that his "sacred staff" belongs in a museum, Indy finds himself entangled in a series of high-stakes physical encounters that prioritize raw endurance over historical preservation.

"I went into the kitchen after the blender exploded and it looked like a deleted scene from Indiana Bones and the Temple of Splooge."

by Deadman7755 January 13, 2026