60's spiderman

a shitty ass tv show with a shitty ass meme and the world greatest opening ever

friend "hey have you seen 60's spiderman"
me"is he strong listen bud he's got radioactive blood"

by Gay traps(lolis for life) September 7, 2017

The SpiderMan

when you wake up the next morning after a one night stand and the girl is still in your bed so you go into a spider-man like pose with your feet towards her and push her off.

Jake: Yeah, this girl was still in my bed the next morning so I had to SpiderMan her out of my bed.
Drake: Oh man, you totally SpiderMan'd her.

The SpiderMan, when you push a girl out of your bed after a one night stand

by urbanboy12515 August 27, 2018

Spidermaning

Verb: To climb upside down like Spiderman - like on a rope or horizontal pipe.

Oh no, he's escaping the building! That mother fucker is Spidermaning his way out, on the overhead pipes!

by RichFran31 January 20, 2024

The Spiderman

When your getting a blowjob and you pull out right before climax. You say "thwip" then you blow your load on their mouth sealing it shut.

Dude, I totally did the Spiderman after my bj.

by The spiderman September 19, 2018

Whacky Spiderman

Tying a noose around your neck whilst jerking off. Usually improves the quality of the meat beating process. You need to go fast or else you might suffocate and die. Most recognizably known in the move Worlds Greatest Dad with Robin Williams.

Guy 1: did you hear that Bobby died yesterday?
Guy 2: omg no what happened?!
Guy 1: he was trying to do a whacky spiderman but was too long and he died.

by HandHelper January 7, 2016

Spiderman Shake

Noun. A handshake where one or more participants has semen on their hand.

J: He agreed to pay $35 to shake my girlfriend's hand.

R: There must be a catch, like he's going to give her a spiderman shake or something.

by BigDaaave April 24, 2017

spiderman

dust

mr stark i don't fell to good seed spiderman as he turned in to dust

by hi hi bye bye June 7, 2019