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snorkelize

To add a snorkel to your turbo jeep wrangler in a manner that allows you to use and make up the word "snorkelize"
Man I can't drive through deep water in my jeep wrangler it really needs to be snorkelized
by JuiceUnderWRLD December 28, 2024
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Snorkeling Gear

A self defense technique where a male performs a front hand-spring whilst nude, landing his genitals square upon the assailant's face. In doing so the defending person's testicles rest within the aggressor's eye sockets, while the tip of the protagonist's penis falls inside the antagonist's lips/mouth.
The hope of such an action shall cause enough shock and/or shame to de-escalate the situation.
You best stop acting goofy for you get Snorkeling Gear.
by Vek'naminus April 18, 2025
mugGet the Snorkeling Gearmug.

Snorkel

Smoking meth and using a clear hose with water in it(like a bong) and a glass tube on the end of it. It's basically a filtered(water) hot rail.The glass tube is heated and then placed over the drugs. The hose is put up to the nostril and inhaled, resulting in exhaling a large amount of smoke. The hose makes a bubbling sound (similiar to a bong) which is why we call it snorkeling.
Will you snorkel me?
Wanna snorkel some poo?

"Wyd? " "snorkeling, wbu?"
by Lidelia April 29, 2021
mugGet the Snorkelmug.

booty snorkeler

PFC who snorkels the booty like no tomorrow
I'm a pfc booty snorkeler and I'm here to jack your booty hole up
by PFC booty snorkeler February 3, 2019
mugGet the booty snorkelermug.

Crawfordsville snorkel dick

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel
The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.
by xGRIMLOCx June 5, 2024
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Snorkeling

When a man puts his open mouth over another mans anus and uses his balls to cover his eyes while simultaneously grabbing his shaft.
Alex almost suffocated after hours of intense snorkeling with George.
by Cammtheman August 13, 2018
mugGet the Snorkelingmug.

Bitch Snorkel

When you just happen to be laying down and a dog (female) sits in your face in such a way that its vagina touches the tip of your nose, wetting it slightly.
"Hey, did you here about what happened to Sammy?"
"Yeah, he totally got bitch snorkeled by his cousins dog!"
"Ha, classic."
by MOTHERFUCKINGSHAZ September 15, 2016
mugGet the Bitch Snorkelmug.

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