bean snap

a quick and functional hand job, usually intended to provide a prompt ejaculation for the purpose of stress relief as opposed to meaningful sexual gratification.

Damn, that was the hottest girl I have ever seen. Miriam, come over here and give me a bean snap, and I'll rub your shoulders for you.

by Ned Buddy July 13, 2006

Diego Saporta

Gabe Saportalead singer of Cobra Starship father, he is a allergy doctor.

person 1: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GABE SAPORTA? HE IS SOOO HOT
person 2: yahyah but have you seen his dad diego saporta? so much hotter!
diego: ;D ill be your doctor ill be your cure~

by saportapotty July 4, 2008

shiznittle bam snip snap sack

The Highest Quality of something.

"That weed was the shiznittle bam snip snap sack" (DC in "Half Baked")

by Igloo Hotboxman September 13, 2008

Snap

Nap following a snack.
Taking a nap right after eating a snack (or snacks).

I took a snap.
I snap a lot.

by SkillfulLeaf May 25, 2016

Aw Snap

An expression that is the equivalent of saying "Oh damn!" It's so lame that it's funny.

Something Anthony Kiedis would say if he was eating Peking duck and suddenly was interrupted.

by Graham Brooks October 14, 2004

o snap

An expression of surprise or of sudden realization. Derived from the combination of "Oh" and a snapping motion with your hand.

Wigger A: Yo bitch, you like my new ride?
Wigger B: O snap, that's Juan's car!

by L-Diggie August 24, 2005

snap money

A photographer, someone who knows how to takes pictures.

that snap money just shot my ho!

by tro June 13, 2005