japanese giant salamander

The weeb's favorite salamander because its big like their wiafus tits and it lives in japan

Person1: that guys such a weeb I bet his favorite salamander is the Japanese giant salamander
Person2:yeah

by Meme man the madlad December 21, 2020

tits on a salamander

When she be smacking those lips like she's got them, but just salamander tits

Dumb hole thinking she all that but just tits on a salamander

by Elmer creek February 21, 2021

thats the way the salamander sambas

another way cooler way of saying “thats the way the cookie crumbles”

Phoenix:thats the way the salamander sambas
samalamadingdong: NOO THATS NOT A PHRASE NO ONE SAYS THAT

look at me now sam

by gayfurryporn December 18, 2021

The sneaky salamander

The sneaky salamander is when you shove a slinky up you’re anal cavity and force a salamander to crawl through the slinky and then rip the slinky out as fast as you can

Hey Tim me and Angela did the sneaky salamander last night and it still hasn’t come out wanna take a look.

by Bigisland April 3, 2023

cats can have little a salami

a phrase that informs the subject that cats can have little a salami

"did you know that cats can have little a salami"

by enzo_on_crack April 24, 2023

Salami

Gorgeous hunk of man, who can be used for amazing things of any kind, and is also a very delectable snack

Dayumm Salami you looking fine today!

by personwhowritesstuff January 26, 2011

hide the salami

A euphemism for homosexual intercourse.

I caught Ace playing hide the salami with Gary.

by Artie D. May 1, 2006