shopped

The passed tense of photoshopping an image to make you believe something was photographed, when in reality the incident never occured. Good examples at fark.com

"Did you see that nude photo of Britney Spears on the web?"

"Yeah. It was shopped"

by Stuart Davis May 13, 2004

skipping school

the act of pretending to go to school but actually taking part in other uneducational activities

I caught my daughter skipping school with her boyfriend

by stackingmula November 7, 2014

Skipper

1. One who skippers a boat
2. One who doesn't understand sarcasm or literal sayings

Teacher: Talk about how you don't understand sarcasm.

Skipper: Were you being sarcastic or literal?

by Oh Captain! October 16, 2013

wife shopping

Dating with the expressed purpose of getting married quickly or in the near future.

The last time I was wife shopping I got a little out of control and thus the recent divorce.

by Think October 12, 2004

Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping

The theory that, any rock, no matter the shape or size, can still skip a considerable distance upon a body of water if spun fast enough. This theory disproves that a rock HAS to be flat in order to skip upon water.

NOTE: This theory was in fact proven through vigorous testing during a boring afternoon near a lake.

Kid: "Hey, that rock is squarish. It wont skip on the lake. You need to find a flat one."

Friend: "No, it should skip. Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping disproves that myth."

Kid: "It doesn't have to be flat?"

Friend: "Nope"

by Mark5991 November 9, 2009

Guy shopping

Shopping for guys at stores such as wal-mart or the mall.

Judging guys from 1-10 and sometimes doing crazy things as asking for their number

Sally went guy shopping with her best friend at wal-mart.

by K_Lawson January 18, 2009

shoppes

a highly obnoxious, forced anglicization of the word "shops." this alteration of the aforementioned, socially acceptable word ("shops") is prevalent in tourist traps and other kitschy locations (i.e. pennsylvania). intended to sound homey and old fashioned, this vernacular does not mesh well with the 21st century. note: this verbiage seems to be a favorite of the QVC crowd.

"Let's go to Lancaster County, PA, and visit the Shoppes. Perhaps we can find some *priceless* antiques or some new Anne Geddes photo albums!"

by unmoutonsvp January 5, 2006