Simian Strike

(n). When you are slamming a woman from behind, and randomly give her a right hook behind the ear, and you just keep on going about your business. A euphemism for a monkey punch.

That stupid bitch got pissed when I gave her a simian strike last night, and she said just for that I cannot tea bag her anymore

by MonkeyPuncher October 4, 2021

Simian strike

When you are about to slam a woman from behind, but instead you fist it with an uppercut.

"She was waiting for me to put it in and instead I went all simian strike on her"

by TheBiggestHead October 5, 2021

simier

Loving caring person with mixed emotions
Calm laid back

Can be a hot head

Simier my brother but he be mean sometimes

by Fuxk nd suck November 21, 2021

simier

Loving caring person with mixed emotions
Calm laid back

Can be a hot head

Simier my brother but he be mean sometimes

by Fuxk nd suck November 21, 2021

simidagwi

Hottest black woman alive
SIMIS BEST FRIEND IMANI IS HIT
soren honer able menshin

1. That girl Simidagwi is pretty

by Imai November 21, 2021

Sibisi

the G.O.A.T’s.

Sibisi is just the G.O.A.T

by MaHlase November 22, 2021

samiswa

Aka awsimas, meaning you're not sour milk. She's fun and random, a good combination, much like black people and cocoa butter.

Me: Samiswa...
Samiswa: Yes, it's giving me...hee hee
Me: .....

by senpais-dic-tionary November 22, 2021