shitting table

A transparent glass table mainly used in the sexual practice of the glass bottom boat, wherein one partner gets under the table and lies on his back to look up through the glass, while the other partner squats over the table and the face of his/her companion and shits onto the glass table, and the first partner gets a bird's eye view of all the activity around the brown eye.

Get under the shitting table, bitch! I have somethin' to show you! Hold your nose!

by chrisjt86 January 18, 2009

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Shexting

The act of texting while taking a shit. Sometimes, the textee is unaware that the texter is shitting.

Emma and Sara have important conversations while shexting on a regular basis.

Sara (text): hey where are you?
Emma (text): um...in...*cough*...bed?
Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME?
Emma: YEAH BITCH.
Sara: Mkay

by eeemma_aras January 21, 2009

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shitting into a gaping cunt

The act of taking a shit into a very loose womans vagina, that happens to have been stretched out by a) vigorous sex b) putting mail boxes in her vagina c) concealing drugs

Oh my god i cant believe i was able to shit into your wives gaping cunt last night

by gawd of man March 24, 2005

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shitting myself laughing

to laugh harder than when you piss yourself laughing

that was hilarious , i was shitting myself laughing

by urbandic77 August 16, 2014

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shitting out

When one goes out of their apartment to take a dump in a public restroom to prevent toilet paper usage in their own apartment to save toilet paper, and in turn, money. The opposite of eating out.

Boy let me tell you, I've been shitting out at my college's bathrooms and it has really paid off for me.

by Kersplakastani October 11, 2016

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