by CrackaMcLackin October 29, 2020

a shane merrick (Alfheim0nline) is the best drug dealer with the biggest dick (14.5 inc) (jackhammer)
by Im wildturtle June 12, 2017

a desperate individual who hits up girls at 1 am looking for that booty. he likely has numerous STDs and a 3 inch penis. However he makes for this with his arrogance and simplicity.
"shit shane cromwell just texted me" -some chick
"fuck, it's that creep again. block his ass" -some dude
"fuck, it's that creep again. block his ass" -some dude
by swigswag22 October 11, 2017

Shane-Michael is a quite but cool guy to hang around with. With brown hair and eyes, and makes any girl want to date him.
by CN799 September 24, 2020

This man right here is a top, top shagger. He is smart, sometimes, but a deaddddd baller but thinks he's good. Overall, he's a decent mate to have around you but always has the worst opinions when it comes to football.
by Psychodronic June 30, 2021

The most clingy, cheerful person you will ever meet. She will jump right in front of you and make your day bright no matter what season you're going through. Shane is a short girl but have a big dream and a huge energy that you will never get tired to be with her everyday. Shane is also a gorgeous, tough, and a pure heart that can make you flutter.
by Päul Hùntèr June 8, 2021

by Coffe235346 December 18, 2010
