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selfie python

a person, generally a woman, who upon any social interaction instantly grabs you, pulls you close, and takes a selfie with you. You are in a death grip and can not escape before the selfie is taken.
Oh no, here comes Danielle, i'm running to the bathroom before she gets her selfie python death grip on me and everyone knows I was here.
by ROCKBOB26 March 18, 2016
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Selfie esteem

Self esteem but regarding selfies only
Sarah never says no to a selfie, I guess she has a high selfie esteem.
by ImxNotxViolent December 24, 2014
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selfy-steam

An expensive latte coffee bought to make a person feel better about their suckish life.
Kate and Lydia took me to Starbucks for a selfy-steam to cheer me up after my boyfriend dumped me.
by starkravingmadMommy November 21, 2010
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boy selfie

that awesome selfie boys take with a close up on their beautiful eyes and they are usually seen with really nice hair or wearing a beanie
holy shit this guy took an amazing boy selfie look at it
by dxfcgvjnlkjhjsakhfkjashskjhdkj December 19, 2013
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Selfie Talk

When you have a video chat with someone and he uses the front camera, not moving a lot like he is taking a selfie.
Dan: Joe is calling me on a selfie talk
Joe: I am taking a selfie, why are you here!
by JoePassive October 18, 2018
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hostage selfie

1. A selfie of you and someone you pulled into the photo without their prior knowledge, consent, or expectation.

2. A selfie that you take by sneaking up on someone as they're taking a selfie of themselves, grabbing them like a hostage-taker, and snapping the photo for them.
Dude: Bro, do you dare me to go up to that girl and take a hostage selfie?
Other dude: Bro, that'd be awesome. She'll never expect it.

Girl: Bro, that guy is taking selfies. Dare me to run up behind him and take a hostage selfie with his phone?
Other girl: Bro, that'd be awesome. He'll never expect it.
by Snap Captor January 22, 2016
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shotgun selfie

to take a selfie while shotgunning a beer
bet you $5 you cant do a shotgun selfie, pics or it didnt happen dont drop your phone lol
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