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September 3

September 3rd is the day that you can kiss that special someone 🙃
Emma- Hey Jacob it’s kiss your crush day

Jacob- oh he- (gets cut off by Emma kissing him or her)
by late.space October 31, 2019
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September 23

National put your dick in a bag of Doritos day.

the only day where it’s acceptable to put your dick in a bag of Doritos.
person 1 : “what’s your favorite flavor of Doritos?”
person 2: “why?”
person 1: “tomorrow is september 23 national put your dick in a bag of doritos day”
person 2: “shit i forgot. get me Cool Ranch
by necrophiliacs November 2, 2019
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September 29th

"Hey it's National hug your crush day, can I have a hug? It's September 29th"
by Non-believable September 25, 2019
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September 11 200Fun

The movie on HBO with James Wood and David Spade about a window washer who finally finished cleaning the final window on the World Trade Center Buildings. The Window washer turns around and sees a plane heading right towards the building.

Window Washer: James Woods

Plane: David Spade
September 11 200Fun Script:

Produced by: Mr. Osama Bin Laden

Window Washer: I finally finished washing the windows

*Turns around and sees a plane*

Window Washer: OH, COME ON!
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no fap september

Proclaimed as one the the hardest challenges ever,"no Fap September".

The idea is that the challenger must not fap at all.

The only exception is that you can have sexual intercouse, as the founders did not want to cock block ANYONE!

The rules are simple. " NO SELF PLEASURE WHATSOEVER", through the entire month of september.

Even though many belive that there is no reward for completing this challenge, others have faith in its many rewards it can offer, especially for the one's who do not have a GF. They will build up the courage to finally ask the preetty girl out, other than having their mind thinking they do not need anyone other than their hand.

Another reward can be for the men that masterbate regularly , they can sometimes never climax when they do have sex with a women, because their sensitvity drops with masterbation. So going a month without self pleasure can give those few another positive outcome.

Others say that the only negative spin-off that comes with "No fap september" , is that the chances of having wet dreams immensely increases

Best reward of all is not feeling nasty after you just fapped to that tranny porn.

No studies have shown that is it unhealthy not to fap for a month because the male body's have other ways to dispose of it.
On the other hand studies have shown that it can be unhealhthy low frequnicies of ejaculating but it has to be over the course of at least 2 years. This challenge only requires a month...
Anon 1: Hey man im still going strong i love no fap september.

Anon 2:Dude fuck that shit... you are gonna get prostate cancer. this challenge was made by terroist so we can have a baby boom full of retards next year...

Anon 2: GTFO *starts fapping*

HE LOST!!!
by stewfubuddy September 2, 2009
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September 4th

the second best date in the year (first is december 25th) where the most beautiful amazing loyal smart healthy children are born
joe: she's smart funny and attractive, i love her
ellis: defo a september 4th
by cpluemar October 17, 2019
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September 29

The day you gotta make someone horny and then blow them off
- She turn me on again and then send monkey pics
- It’s September 29 dude
by Garbaragerack September 28, 2021
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