schlong

most people don't know what a schlong is, but @amplifiedpoop2 on twitter does. please go ask him to clarify if it is needed.

"amplifiedpoop2 on twitter keeps posting about schlongs"

by dumbasjax January 05, 2024

schlong

a cock

thats a big schlong

by round ass mug November 07, 2022

Schlong

I'm pretty sure you already know this

Nice schlong bro

by lickitusfikitus November 15, 2021

schlong

an extra large penis with green and orange puebes

omg look at that ‘schlong’ 😱😱😱

by schlongman123 December 04, 2020

schlong

a massive wet penis that cums in your mum

ooooo that schlong is massive

by gingers can die October 13, 2021

Schlong

A GIANT LONG DICK, THAT CAN PLEASURE THE FUCK OIT OF A WOMAN (OR MAN IF UR A FAG OR NOT), LOL. BUT YEAH A GIANT SCHLONG IS KEY!!

DEVIN STOP BEATING YOUR MASSIVE SCHLONG WITHOUT ME.

by 69Dick December 26, 2020

schlong

a SCHLONG is another funny word for dick,Penis,cock,Meat rod, and the sexual sword!

Guy 1: Wanna see my Schlong ;)
Guy 2: What the fuck do you think i am a porn star?
Guy 3: LEMME AT IT
Guy 1: Alright come here and suck it bitch

by BigFatDicklol June 21, 2023