schloda

a goop crazy thing that you just don't eve ever get to know! don't even try ok? Then yo bad!

Holy schloda I just schlodad my schloda

by babeeyoda January 19, 2021

schlockdown

Period of time characterised by acute perpetual inebriation brought on by successive COVID lockdowns.

Husband : “Morning darling, are we drinking the Beaujolais or the Soave today? ”
Wife: “Do think it’s ok to be drinking at 11am every day?”
Husband:”Of course it is, we’re in a schlockdown”

by Col Brimstone January 4, 2021

schlomford

The male sex organ , a word to describe the penis in a light hearted way to a sensitive family member

“Hey great aunt Ida , I hear cousin Quentin is seeing a specialist about the old schlomford after that glory hole incident”

by Hardy the witch May 7, 2021

schlomber

a very large cat

‘Hey, did you see Zack’s schlomber?’

‘Oh, you mean his huge ass cat?’

by shamefull June 19, 2021

Schlegel

An employee’s stupidity or sense of entitlement ultimately leading to the Company’s or their own demise.

You guys know why Rich didn’t show up for work tonight? I don’t know, maybe his ass got Schlegeled....

by Tiger Bisking October 27, 2021

Schligger

A schligger is when two (or more) men are making out, and simultaneously having a “sword fight.”

“Brock, wanna schligger later?” “Hell yea I do!”

by Huabooblen October 29, 2021

Schlombus

Schlombus is an insult equivalent to calling someone a knobhead.

Your such a fucking Schlombus.

by Schlombus man October 29, 2021