Sandy Smirnoff

a really dry twisty hand job given at the beach, usually involving sand.

Dude why are you walking around funny?

I went to the beach yesterday with alex and they gave me a sandy smirnoff, my dick really hurts.

by i fucking love beach sex acts July 24, 2020

Sandy Clegane

The act of throwing sand in the face of a partner you have performed an angry dragon on to give the appearance of scarred flesh covered by a beard.

That asshole Chad gave me a Sandy Clegane last night and now I have sand in my sinuses and he keeps calling me the hound.

by Sandy Clegane April 23, 2018

sandy par

A golf term used when you achieve a score of par after landing in the bunker. Often worth a dot in a junk game

Jeff: nice sandy par.

Joey: thanks bruh.

by Kidkangaroo May 14, 2017

Sandy Wheelchair

The act of giving a wheelchair user a foot job, while you're wearing crocs, as they give you a rusty trombone. Upon climax, you write a detailed account of what just happened, roll the paper up, stuff it into a glass bottle, then throw it out to sea

For my birthday, my boyfriend bought me some crocs so he can get a sandy wheelchair

by JerrBear81 November 23, 2020

Sandy Plains

The "highway" of east Cobb. Runs north south from Highway 92 in Roswell to i75 in Marietta.

I live right off Sandy Plains

by DISCORD GOAT October 18, 2023

sandy gina

Sandy gina:A vaginal condition.
Common cause:(sex on the beach).
Known treatment : garden hose.

" My female won't let me hit that on the beach no more cuz she get some "Sandy gina" bullshxt!

by Dr.PoonDong May 4, 2016

sandi brenda

The act of giving one butt sex on the beach. Giving someone a sandy butt, or brenda, through anal sex.

Dude, Pode totally gave her a sandi brenda on friday.

by Piggons May 17, 2011