Splooge

White, gooey fluid that is ejected from the penis.

Her: ayo, wanna fornicate?
Him: Sorry, no. I just splooged 5 minutes ago, I can’t. :(“

by Abyss_VIII November 4, 2021

by mrtr July 19, 2018

splooge

Splooge: usually used as a verb related to the creation of a mess by hard to contain things.

They splooged all over the place. (“They” being, for example, styrofoam packaging peanuts.)

by Hastimata June 6, 2018

An unidentified stain on an article of clothing. Could be toothpaste, ranch, vape juice, snot, mustard, etc.

"Yo, Dawg you got some splooge on your shirt."
"Aw, damn! I'm gonna have to go splash some water on it to get it off. Thanks dude."

by 50shadesofnate November 21, 2023