Farting while walking.
Picture the fart being visible, then it would look like when battleships or tanks would make smoke to obscure themselves in battle.
Picture the fart being visible, then it would look like when battleships or tanks would make smoke to obscure themselves in battle.
Dude, I was making smoke on the way to the elevator and when I turned around I notice the boss was following me the whole way. AWWWKward.
by Bdoserror April 19, 2011
Get the making smokemug. verb - to hold a cigarette between the lips as if smoking, but never light the cigarette, as made relatively famous by Baretta, 70's T.V. detective.
by majorwood May 13, 2009
Get the Baretta smokemug. She didn't really seem to know much about the movie's plot; we suspected that she spent most of the hour and a half in the dark busily smoking a sausage.
by JWAYNE May 14, 2006
Get the Smoking a Sausagemug. The vilest of all the gastric phenomena’s, these farts surface exclusively just prior to crapping. Usually hot, silent, and completely disgusting these farts can clear out a room or small Ethiopian village.
fartpoop smokepooping
by Reptile Guy November 8, 2009
Get the Poop Smokemug. Deliberately filling yourself with false hope about any given situation. Similar to "drinking the kool-aid."
by Daylorb March 16, 2011
Get the Smoke the hopiummug. A smoke Nazi is a bigot who is wholly intolerant of people who choose to smoke tobacco.
Smoke Nazis often will walk up to people casually smoking and tell them to fuck off, or otherwise be an ass.
They also assume that all people who smoke tobacco (or hookah, or whatever) are knuckle-dragging monkeys with low IQs.
See also: Meat Nazis (vegetarians who bitch at others who eat meat)
Smoke Nazis often will walk up to people casually smoking and tell them to fuck off, or otherwise be an ass.
They also assume that all people who smoke tobacco (or hookah, or whatever) are knuckle-dragging monkeys with low IQs.
See also: Meat Nazis (vegetarians who bitch at others who eat meat)
So I was standing outside the bar dragging on a cig and this Smoke Nazi comes up to me and drunkenly bitches me out. What the hell? Fucker could have kept moving and not been an asshole.
by Fancy Feast August 22, 2007
Get the Smoke Nazimug. by EvilOldSchool May 7, 2015
Get the smoked upmug.