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smurf

To wake up someone who is sleeping by whacking them across the face with your penis.
Jerimiah: On look Bethshoz is sleeping, won't it be funny if i smurf him.
by stefan the boy wonder March 2, 2004
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Slurry hole

A slurry hole is a person how sleeps around with sevral people its pretty much another word for a slut!SLURRRY HOLE....
1."Jezz look at steve he's such a slurry hole he fuck 5 chicks the other night"
2.Fuck you, slurry hole go jump of a brige
by Kendz!! August 12, 2006
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scurry

a dingus, silly person, who scurries around the place like no other.
Savannah stop being such a scurry!
by savali June 9, 2014
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Battle Of The Smurf

Common Name Reffered to the Rivalry In High School Basketball In Idaho.

Centennial High School(Patriots) vs Mountain View High School ( Mavericks )

Named after a player with the last name of Smurthwaite, who transferred to Mountain View from Centennial. So every game that is played in basketball between these two teams its like them battling for the rights of Smurthwaite....

Orgin- Idaho
The Battle Of The Smurf, was won last night by Mountain View.
by KBCS May 13, 2005
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Smurf

A mixed drink consisting of cheap vodka, blue gatorade, and a splash of redbull. Originated in the 608 area code, more specifically the streets of Reedsburg.

When drinking this, people are encouraged to be belligerant and yell "smurf-durf" after every drink. For this reason it can also be referred to as Smurf-Durf.
We are going to have to put VanCleave to bed early tonight, he has been drinking Smurf again.

Hey Bob let me get some of that Smurf, I wanna get fucked up.
by BK from the 608 June 23, 2010
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smurf

UN Soldiers, Term derived from the characteristic blue helmets.
by wodnerduck October 2, 2004
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smurf-cock

generic name for any condition or affliction which turns your penis blue and/or shrinks it
I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!

That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!

She must've been sucking on a blue lollipop, cause I pulled out and had smurf-cock!
by RotNWang December 1, 2003
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