by The sloppyjoe 69 November 19, 2014
by Kaylo110 April 11, 2019
Hey, man did you hear about the Hot Slurp Balloon?
No, I did not what is it
It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo
I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it
No, I did not what is it
It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo
I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it
by NerdFucker69 February 19, 2023
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When a homeless woman washes her vagina in a bucket in a public place and then proceeds to drink the water afterwards.
by Larry David 420 November 14, 2018
I had no water left to drink when I shoved my pre-work out powder into my mouth. The girl next to me came over to shoot her shot but instead of a water bottle she grabbed my chin and tilted my head back and gave me all her bird slurp.
Bro, last night Becky gave me a Kirby Slurp
Damn man. You alright?
Yea, I came to about 10 minutes later
Damn man. You alright?
Yea, I came to about 10 minutes later
by K.Roman June 08, 2022