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Jargon spamming

Stacking academically-sounding technical and philosophical terms together as buzzwords in a way that creates the appearance of depth while conveying little or no clear meaning, often during debates.
Person A: “what’s going to be the ontological metaphysical framework of your epistemological claim?”

Person B: dude stop jargon spamming
by SteevesC February 21, 2026
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Sig Spamming

Doing the same thing over and over even if its detrimental to your wellbeing
Heroin addicts stay sig spamming in the big 25
by vvsyphyn July 19, 2025
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post-door-slamming wince

Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".
Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
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