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Salami slap

it’s where you get so annoyed at someone you want to salami slap them
i got so annoyed at my mum i nearly salami slapped her
by yummyfish October 20, 2019
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'Salami'

A word to describe a moment were you secretly share negative emotions towards someone who is unaware of the fact.
person1: "yeah I accidentally microwaved my pet cat"
person2: salami.
person1: "lol what?"
by martsanie November 8, 2020
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salami sweetheart

A name that you call your loved ones. It can even be used for pets!
"Salami sweetheart!
Yah?
You forgot to do the dishes"
by Sizit November 16, 2020
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Salami Face

"Dat bish gave me the old Salami face"
by Sign In - Google Accounts January 24, 2021
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Salami cream pie

The act of getting but fucked by two guys and another guy shoving his pecker down your throat all whilst getting filled with jiz.
Will bill: You missed it Michael I had me a good ole salami cream pie last night.
Michael : yea I know I was the leader , you was passed out drunk so me and a couple of my boys gave you a salami cream pie.
by Chop stick jack February 17, 2021
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Street Salami

A well-formed, solid poo, left on a public walkway. A Street Salami is typically produced by a dog or other leashed animal, but occasionally a human-sized Salami is found. Nobody will deal with a Street Salami they find in their path, and though pedestrians will flow around it, eventually someone will step in it.
"I was distracted while walking and stepped on a street salami, my shoes are ruined."

"Excuse me, sir, I think your dog left a street salami near that lamp post."

"I swear man, back in Melbourne I saw a guy pick up a street salami and throw it at a group of tourists"
by Street Salami March 10, 2022
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salami rager

A party run by a bunch of freshman where minors do things there not supposed to.
when ms cox heard about the salami rager, shit hit the fan
by anonymous February 2, 2022
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