burnt salami

When you burn salami.

The burnt salami tastes like a burnt toenail.

by Debskelly1985 March 15, 2023

Salami cream pie

The act of getting but fucked by two guys and another guy shoving his pecker down your throat all whilst getting filled with jiz.

Will bill: You missed it Michael I had me a good ole salami cream pie last night.
Michael : yea I know I was the leader , you was passed out drunk so me and a couple of my boys gave you a salami cream pie.

by Chop stick jack February 17, 2021

salami face

gryffin Mcgowan

dang gryffin mcgowan has such a salami face

by HT132 November 7, 2019

salami

*intense monkey noises*

“what the fuck is salami doing”
“uaaghauaAGUAHHUAGhaghuagauhHauAghu”

by parasomnicindomie November 22, 2021

Salami Tattoo

Psoriasis. It's a skin disease that is definitely no fun. Your arms tend to like somewhat similar to salami.

Hey baby you want some of that salami tattoo?

The whore gave me a salami tattoo.

by DerekMoMerek February 1, 2008

Salami

basically means something or someone is grimy could also apply to your performance

"Did you get a chance to talk to that girl over there?"
"Yeah, turns out she was really salami."
"Damn."

"Dude, I was so salami on the court today."
"Yeah bro, you missed seven shots in a row."

by BRPR April 17, 2024

Sami Salami

Sami Salami is when the pussy flaps of one named Sami, is slimy and as meaty as salami

Sami Salami pussy flaps

by Sami Salami May 7, 2023