by Dick measurer April 3, 2022

a guy who stuffs the crotch area of his underwear to make it look as though he has a big dick. Sometimes uses a real sausage of piece of hose, etc; and is not limited to using this technique to entice either gay or straight men or women. also used by trannys trying to appear to be well endowed men.
just look at that Salami Smuggler parading around Boys Town, trolling for action, with his overly large, stuffed package bulging out.
by Rory O'Doul October 7, 2022

by The dirty trucker June 24, 2024

“Mum I think I’ve failed my exam i couldn’t concentrate because there was a Jade salami in the exam room”
by Dvaiwnfhaowbd March 23, 2025
