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RYAN

a fat juicy plum that is very mean he has a lot of milk and he loves dora the explorer he has a big juicy thing and he loves to do the four steps
ya yeetz RYAN
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Ryan

A wonderful, amazing friend who know exactly what to say to make you laugh. He is one of the sweetest people I know, and can brighten up your spirits even if you are feeling a little down. Whatever he says, you have to resist the urge to smile because you'll end up looking stupid since you're just smiling at a phone screen for now explicable reason.
Remember everyone, this is Ryan nooot Bryan. Thank you!

One of the most wonderful Human species is called Ryan. He can make you laugh, smile, and feel good about yourself now matter what.

Ryan is fantastic.

Whoop, Ryan now has a definition that describes who he truely is. Yayy
by Incognito Anonymous Person February 24, 2019
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Ryan

A Ryan is often a male. It is an American name typically given to a Caucasion boy but sometimes given to a Black boy as well. If you are a black boy with the name Ryan, be proud your mother didn't give you a ghetto name. If you have the name Ryan, you are probably very short in height. A Ryan is often athletic and loves sports such as soccer. A Ryan is also very talented in the Fine Arts department. A Ryan is what you would call "A ladies Man." The name Ryan is often used in teenage movies to sterotype the popular jock of their High School.

If you are a white boy that has the name Ryan, you are probably a man whore that loves to party and get drunk. You are the one that will always be seen dating the popular Cheerleaders. However, a white boy name Ryan can also be genuine and knows how to treat his ladies right.
If you are a black boy that has the name Ryan, you probably come from an all white neighborhood and a lot of your friends are probably white and your best friend is probably an Asian. More than likely, you wear glasses and have/had braces.

A Ryan in general is very funny and can be very sarcastic. They are very easy to get along with though and they are amazing listeners. A Ryan is often one of two things: A good eater or a good cooker.
Jimmy: Look mate, who's that short kid that's getting all the ladies?
George: I don't know man but I heard he plays soccer.
Jimmy: I heard he likes to cook.
George: Yeah man! Chicks dig a dude that can cook.
Jimmy: Aw, I wish I can be like a Ryan.
by bow-chica-wow-wow July 1, 2010
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Ryan

Ryan is somewhat of an angelic creature with vury nice teeth :D.

he smells fabulous.
he smells like angels descended from above and graciously pissed on his wardrobe for a feirce, but inviting smell.

usually, loves food.

and always falls for "not so tall" asians with a cute smile.
Ryan................
by ryan did nots write this ;) October 12, 2008
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ryan

most ryans r cool n shit but there is one who needs to go to a hairdresser. he looks like a fuckin mushroom. he is small and i feel bad for any other ryans on this planet cos they hav to share a name with him.
is that ryan- i mean mushroom boi- EWWWWWWWWWW
by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019
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Ryan

a fat cunt that needs drink breaks when he jumps fences
"what a fat cunt he had to do a ryan"
by poonigs April 29, 2020
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Ryan

Person 1 - "You know that Ryan guy?"
Person 2 - "Of course, he's an absolute cunt"
by BxpeHoodie June 1, 2020
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