by DownyDolphin February 19, 2020
Get the Ryanmug. Omg Ryan is so Ryan
by Jeffnutz69420 December 7, 2019
Get the Ryanmug. Ahhh, Ryan the infamous Ryan. You may be easily fooled by Ryan, because we all know we really can’t tell what that pshyco farmer fuck is thinking. You may think he is an innocent young farmer that takes pride in hunting and fishing but you are wrong. Ryan has to cope with deep mental issues so if you happen to be around him be very careful. Although Ryan can be very funny and sweet; it is most likely a plan to distract from what’s going on deep inside his head. If you are alone with a person and cannot tell if it’s Ryan watch out for these key items- Plaid or flannel, Carhartt anything, Timberland boots or Nike Af1’s that look like Timbeeland boots and sunglasses. On the other hand if you want to talk to Ryan approach with extreme caution and at your own risk. I often reflect on Ryan’s mental state I know I am not the only on concerned a fruitcake Mr. Annandale shows extreme concern and hatred Ryan. Ryan also likes to kill ducks and deer to eat, instead of going to a grocery store and buying some food. From the outside Ryan looks like a small town farm boy who was bread deep in ladner for generations. (Which is probably true). Overall I have come to the conclusion that it’s all fun and games with Ryan until he mutilates a Seagull or brings a bb-gun to school.
Ryan: “Anyone want some spitz?”
Person one: “OMG THERES A SEAGULL GETTING LIMBS RIPPED OFF OUTSIDE”
Everyone else: *Looks at eachother”
Everyone else: “KADYYY”
Person one: “OMG THERES A SEAGULL GETTING LIMBS RIPPED OFF OUTSIDE”
Everyone else: *Looks at eachother”
Everyone else: “KADYYY”
by Whatnic? February 13, 2019
Get the Ryanmug. a fat juicy plum that is very mean he has a lot of milk and he loves dora the explorer he has a big juicy thing and he loves to do the four steps
ya yeetz RYAN
by hi zocks is dododo at the game January 8, 2019
Get the RYANmug. A Ryan is often a male. It is an American name typically given to a Caucasion boy but sometimes given to a Black boy as well. If you are a black boy with the name Ryan, be proud your mother didn't give you a ghetto name. If you have the name Ryan, you are probably very short in height. A Ryan is often athletic and loves sports such as soccer. A Ryan is also very talented in the Fine Arts department. A Ryan is what you would call "A ladies Man." The name Ryan is often used in teenage movies to sterotype the popular jock of their High School.
If you are a white boy that has the name Ryan, you are probably a man whore that loves to party and get drunk. You are the one that will always be seen dating the popular Cheerleaders. However, a white boy name Ryan can also be genuine and knows how to treat his ladies right.
If you are a black boy that has the name Ryan, you probably come from an all white neighborhood and a lot of your friends are probably white and your best friend is probably an Asian. More than likely, you wear glasses and have/had braces.
A Ryan in general is very funny and can be very sarcastic. They are very easy to get along with though and they are amazing listeners. A Ryan is often one of two things: A good eater or a good cooker.
If you are a white boy that has the name Ryan, you are probably a man whore that loves to party and get drunk. You are the one that will always be seen dating the popular Cheerleaders. However, a white boy name Ryan can also be genuine and knows how to treat his ladies right.
If you are a black boy that has the name Ryan, you probably come from an all white neighborhood and a lot of your friends are probably white and your best friend is probably an Asian. More than likely, you wear glasses and have/had braces.
A Ryan in general is very funny and can be very sarcastic. They are very easy to get along with though and they are amazing listeners. A Ryan is often one of two things: A good eater or a good cooker.
Jimmy: Look mate, who's that short kid that's getting all the ladies?
George: I don't know man but I heard he plays soccer.
Jimmy: I heard he likes to cook.
George: Yeah man! Chicks dig a dude that can cook.
Jimmy: Aw, I wish I can be like a Ryan.
George: I don't know man but I heard he plays soccer.
Jimmy: I heard he likes to cook.
George: Yeah man! Chicks dig a dude that can cook.
Jimmy: Aw, I wish I can be like a Ryan.
by bow-chica-wow-wow July 1, 2010
Get the Ryanmug. Ryan is somewhat of an angelic creature with vury nice teeth :D.
he smells fabulous.
he smells like angels descended from above and graciously pissed on his wardrobe for a feirce, but inviting smell.
usually, loves food.
and always falls for "not so tall" asians with a cute smile.
he smells fabulous.
he smells like angels descended from above and graciously pissed on his wardrobe for a feirce, but inviting smell.
usually, loves food.
and always falls for "not so tall" asians with a cute smile.
Ryan................
by ryan did nots write this ;) October 12, 2008
Get the Ryanmug. "what a fat cunt he had to do a ryan"
by poonigs April 29, 2020
Get the Ryanmug.