pootie rooters

a person that farts around... as in doesn't take care of what they are supposed to do at that time. Stalling time or to drag ones feet.

Kristi: Come on Jaclyn, we are in a hurry!

Jaclyn: Hang on... I want to show you this really cute shirt I have.
Kristi: No! We need to go... no more pootie rooting around.
Jaclyn: But I love being pootie rooters!

by Lizzie Lou Hou February 17, 2010

bumb rooter

When your woman is backed up you can give her the bumb rooter to clean her sewer pipe

The bumb rooterCleans her ass pipe when she is backed up

by Ass rooter January 28, 2014

Midnight Roamers

A pack of friends who would rather roam the streets of their towns/city at midnight than during the day.

We called eachother bestfriends though the term never really stuck to me. We were more like Midnight Roamers than bestfriends but hey, I earned myself 3 loyal friends.

by mustardmuffins October 2, 2015

booty roofer

A booty roofer is someone who is addicted to taking drugs by putting them up their butt.

Dude, don't shake that booty roofer's hand!

by 3ringbinder March 31, 2016

Rotor rooter

Someone who engages in anal sex. As in to clean the rectum through penetration.

My boyfriend enjoys anal. He wants it all the time. He's a real rotor rooter.

by Chic Diva 876 September 19, 2017

goat rooter

Similar to dog rooter- one who does little to no work and instead prefers to fuck goats

“Why didn’t you finish that job Edward? Too busy fuckin’ goats eh? You’re a goat rooter”

by 5 percent nick February 2, 2018

Diana Romero

The devil

Diana Romero: oh hi!!!
Me: i rebuke you demon!!!

by Judokabjj June 19, 2019