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religion

Flawed at its base.

Or put even simpler:

Flawed.

This isn't because it may or may not be false,
This is because the blind following of religion many people tend to do.

Flawed.
Priest have showed me that religion, ain't all that great. At least after they claimed a good friend of mine to be damned for all eternity for who his grandparents were.
by GreyArcAngel February 12, 2008
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earliest form of mind control.
a good idea corrupted by men in dresses.
by fear magnet August 29, 2003
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A word that magically makes any bullshit story you come up with true.
I told my friends that I believe in a magical city in the sky and they said I was full of shit. When I told them that magical city was heaven everyone felt bad until I told them I was joking. Just goes to prove that the word "religion" makes any bullshit you come up with true.
by SuperUberNinjar October 29, 2011
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An honorable reason to defraud oneself and others.
by Sumwizeguy September 30, 2017
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Religion is usually composed of the belief in god or gods and the worship of said god or gods. A religion usually has a holy book that is supposed be to read to get moral instructions and guidance but the believers are usually to lazy to read it.

Basically, bullshit. Especially when people try to teach creationism in schools or prevent people from getting married because of it.
There are two extreme sides of the spectrum. There's the atheist who despises religious people and argues about pretty much anything that has to do with religion. These people usually think of themselves as superior in intellect than the religious sheep. And then there's the religious person (usually a christian) who hates people of other religions/no religion and tries to outlaw all their fun.
by SmarterThanEinstein October 11, 2018
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Many types of ridiculous superstitions that are really mean't to keep you in line so the more powerful and rich leaders don't have to.
If you do bad things in life and don't believe in the higher power of your religion, you burn for eternity when you die, or you are excommunicated by your former friends and family, or you worship Satan, or like in the old days, you are killed or tortured.
by Josh Voorhees May 26, 2008
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1. Possibility of granting peace to people on earth.

2. But since human are so stupid they have ruined the whole concept, making religion irrelevant.
"My religion says I can kill you."
*BAM*
by TURKOGLU May 10, 2003
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