recting

the physical action of turning the runtacheinto runt.you rect a runt in order to rais it.

"im recting a runt rite now". or, "have you rected that runt yet mate?...and dont forget to take all the fuckin seeds out this time mf"

by davilse April 28, 2004

rectal ranger

A person usually male who likes to have fun via other mens anal passage. inserting himself into the rear, therefore making him a rectal ranger. Sometimes used as an insult to a straight guy, another word for gay or queer.

"Shut the fuck up Eddie you're such a rectal ranger.

by Eamer December 8, 2004

rectal retinitis

This is a condition where your ass muscles are attached to your eye muscles; it gives you a shitty outlook on life.

He is so depressing, he must have rectal retinitis.

by Bonnie Louise February 11, 2008

rentanoia

The nagging feeling that, no matter what, you're getting screwed over by the car rental company.

Eddy: There! I used my Air Miles, so instead of this car rental costing me $350, I'll only have to pay the tax.

Car rental gal: Okay, with the additional driver, booster sear, and taxes, that'll be... $351.

Eddy: I got a bad feeling about this... must be the rentanoia.

by ed pluribus unum August 20, 2010

Rectangular vagina

When a girls thighs are so skinny that they don't touch and form a rectangle with her vagina.

Source: The Sara and Aimee Podcast (SaraAndAimee.com)

"Oh my god, she's so skinny. She totally has a rectangular vagina."

by Marceeeeel August 17, 2011

Jizz guzzeling rectal wart

A homosexual who sucks both sperm and ass.

You're a jizz guzzling rectal wart.

by Prion July 12, 2003

Rectangle

The consequence of aggressive anal sex

Mary and I went pretty hard at it last night. I gave her a proper rectangle

by BraveDog November 20, 2013