Reaching Nirvana

The most pleasurable sensation, reaching orgasm with a q-tip in your ear, smoking a cigarette, watching tiktok and taking the biggest most satisfying shit of your life

'I've been reaching nirvana recently, I did it yesterday and I can never go back'

by Matt4TatTat July 12, 2022

60s reaching

When you listen to a song and latch on to any possible drug reference no matter how ridiculous it is.

Robert: Did he say "knockin on heavens door" or "let me hit that sweet thing"

Zimmerman: Bro, you're 60s reaching.

by mophead1 July 29, 2010

Math-ractive

the ability of a person to charm or excite you with their brains, particularly mathematically.

Guy= Did you know that Elle can type 120 words a minute

Girl= 120 is pretty impressive.That means that she can hit 600 keys in 60 seconds which means that she can hit 10 keys a second.

Guy= Math-ractive!

by TCOUGH January 2, 2013

The reach behind

When your girl is jerking you off while your sitting on her back . her arms are behind her with your cock in her hands.

When I was pinning my girls head down she gave me the reach behind.

by [e-mail] March 27, 2017

SNM Realta

A total badass that will make your mom walk with a limp.

That dudes a total SNM Realta

by Realtasaol September 22, 2018

Rubio Reach Around

When you Davis Dip the person or object you're making love to. Usually done with spicy foods such as; Fuego Taki's, Hot Cheetos, or Jack in the Box tacos drenched in hot sauce.

Grant: "Dood guess what!"
Rubio: "Damnit Grant! You made me drop my succulent Chocodile! What is it??"
Grant: *while eating a Jack in the Box taco* "You really need to stop eating those things, they're not good for you."
*Everyone nods in agreement*
Rubio: "Fuck y'all! Get ready to record this episode."
Laura: "Do we know how we're going to start it this time?"
Mike: "I could tell the story of when I got a Rubio Reach Around from Rubio at my party."
Rubio: "How do you remember that? You were blacked out!"
Grant: *gags* "Guys I don't know if I want to hear this story..."
Laura: "I'm all ears Mike."
*Cue Theme Song*

by JewBoy98 February 15, 2020

alligator reacharound

An alligator reacharound is where a person comes up from behind and grabs a man's dick and balls and twists them as hard as possible.

Watch out for that lady, she's known for her alligator reacharound.

by Geksyxgen October 1, 2021