Top ramen penis

When the penis looks like the the first layer on uncooked Top Ramen Penis also known as Maruchan Cock

Sabrina-oh my God girl last night I went to perform fellatio you won't believe what the nightmares down there
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me

by Ramen Hood February 28, 2021

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Ramen

Easy to explain. He gets bitches in a noodle costume without a sweat. His dick has grown 12 inches in the last week.

"Oh daddy give me your Ramen."
"Put your noodle inside me."

by Spqstic December 9, 2020

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bardonic ramen

fried ramen that you boil with blue powerade, preferably mountain berry blast

bardonic ramen is blue like sonic the hedgehog bitches!

by jag-stang29 June 3, 2024

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deflection ramen

An intricate instant ramen dish made with almost any ingredients for the purpose of waking up your friend just long enough to feed them, and make sure they dont do something stupid.

He was literally passed out drunk trying to fuck that beast until he ate my deflection ramen. He finally ate and came to his senses.

by paccinski July 8, 2020

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