own a plantation of raisin trees

milk the mule fart around jerk off rub it hard

I work hard and earn a lot. I own a plantation of raisin trees.

by Reek-the-Prick December 6, 2019

you ain't got no raisins

A phrase used to say someone is acting as if they had no one to raise them. Someone who is acting aloof.
When you are out of dried grapes.

"Little boy, you ain't got no raisins, do you?"

by Kik: Uselessasset December 27, 2016

raisin cream pie

An old guy giving someone a cream pie
Because his balls look like raisins

That guy gave my daughter a raisin cream pie

by Ethan sparkles March 7, 2023

Raisin

A Russian who is also part Asian.

Wow, Jun! Youre such a RAISIN

by JunTheRussianAsianMan November 21, 2019

winking raisin

When a dog is about to poop and you can see the poop poking out of their butthole.

"Oh, the dog's about to poop. I can see the winking raisin!"

by K&R November 2, 2020

raisin check

In kick boxing; a half kick to the groin area, grazing the scrotum.
Origins: Shazbot, 2013

Ala and Omar were tussling after a night of drinking, Omar channeling his Ong-Back went for a round house kick but only could get a raisin check on Ala.

by The Sam Chang (@supersam023) November 24, 2013

oatmeal raisin cookie

it was a prank made for king henry VIII

oatmeal raisin cookies are ass

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 31, 2024