River Raisin rainbow mustache

When 2 guys put skittles in each others asshole, then proceed to eat them out

Terry and John both had river raisin rainbow mustaches from all the skittles in each others assholes

by Natsfan29 December 20, 2020

you ain't got no raisins

A phrase used to say someone is acting as if they had no one to raise them. Someone who is acting aloof.
When you are out of dried grapes.

"Little boy, you ain't got no raisins, do you?"

by Kik: Uselessasset December 27, 2016

boneless raisins

A pussy that has not been fucked

I want to find a good boneless raisins around here.

by Jeffmooncricket August 08, 2017

old raisin

An Elderly person, usually old as hell and more wrinkly than a raisin.

Wow, that woman is an old raisin

by griff_L2 September 30, 2023

california raisin thief

A prominent Burglar of restaurant collectibles stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardee’s

Some a hole came over from Minnesota and stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardees, hence forth that person will forever be know as a California raisin thief

by Liloilo August 10, 2021

Bowl of Raisins

A joke used to trick/gaslight someone, usually among four friends, one who tells the nonsensical joke, two who were told to laugh at it, and one who is made fun of for not understanding the joke.

John was confused as his friends laughed, he didn't know the joke was a bowl of raisins.

by Vinkertron January 31, 2025

raisin tits

Old wrinkled tits.

I film granny porn for a living. Raisin tits are common in my line of work.

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025