Prostacate

When you cant process the word process so you process The prostacate.

i cant prostacate that.

by efanhannah September 14, 2022

Prostatutes

Prostitutes who specialises in pleasuring a man prostates to deliver sexual pleasure .

Vijay: who are prostatutes?
Aro: They are professionals specialized in prostate stimulation, u should try it.

by Kum Saro January 19, 2023

the prostate god

1) a. The "god" of prostates (as hailed by both men and women-- yes, we all have this gland; cf. JNCI) or the god-like providence of such an erogenous gland. b. The protector god of anal pleasure. c. The protector bunny-god of LGBTQ or Alternaqueer communities.

2) a. The figurative OMG moment during prostate stimulation, typical during anal sex, when his/her Holy Spirit can be felt best. b. Via prostate stimulation, the spiritual, existential or ecstatically all-encompassing feeling of pleasure, eye-rolling chills, and of life being worthwhile and having meaningful purpose.

3) Tu'er Shen (Chinese: ???, The Leveret Spirit) or Tu Shen (Chinese: ??, The Rabbit God), is a Chinese deity who manages the love and sex between homosexual men. His name literally means "rabbit deity" (cf. Wikipedia)

"...prone before the prostate god, I discovered the all-powerful P-Spot"

"Now, after many years of practice, and with the help of technological advancements, I can feel the presence of the prostate god even in public!"

by Karuṇā November 28, 2015

Penetration Probation

When you’re disappointed with a significant other, so you punish them with a time-out on sex.

Him: I’m so disappointed you kissed that dude. I’m putting you on penetration probation.

Her: but I need the dick

by mjdy November 28, 2017

Dropbox Prösterchen

To toast by sending a photo of oneself with a beer via dropbox link.

"Wanna send me a Dropbox Prösterchen later?"

by joevagian July 10, 2020

Veterinary Prostate Exam

When one penetrates their woman from behind (doggy style), one slips a cheeky finger into the anus. This results in involuntary bliss. One might call this a veterinary prostate exam.

I gave your mum a veterinary prostate exam!

by Animal Doctor: Who? September 19, 2020

Feline Proost

She’s one of the dolls. She’s here to play and slay. Here name is Feline.

FELINE OUTSOLD.

Feline Proost is my favorite doll from the 2021 bratz collection!

by VenessaOutsold. August 27, 2021