Preemptive Ejaculation

1.) Similar to premature ejaculation, but occurring even sooner.

2.) Jerking off to calm down before meeting up with a girl.

1.) Bob was so horny, he preemptively ejaculated at first base.

2.) Preemptive ejaculation will keep you from doing something stupid on your first date with Brandy.

by daveroust August 17, 2011

premature e-jaculation

a message that you prematurely fired off via email or the Internet that you regret sending later

I had a premature e-jaculation when I sent an email to my boss giving him a piece of my mind.

by Boss Brian June 3, 2009

premature ejokeulation

The act witnessed when a joke is so awesome that you can never complete it before starting to laugh.

No example needed, stop being retarded. Premature ejokeulation explains itself.

by Prewbaca February 2, 2008

preemptive break up

A tactical move that involves a guy breaking up with a girl who he is not dating. The girl has confused their regular encounters and his enjoyment of them as romantic interest. The male, realizing that if keeps on hanging out with her he will be accused of "leading her on" even though he never had any romantic intentions at all, decides that he must tell her he doesn't have any interest. So without actually dating her, he is forced to break up with her, receiving all of the stress and crap of a relationship without having ever had any of the benefits, just so he won't be villainized for several months.

Jack - "Uhh Sue... it seems to me that you might like me... and well... uhhh... I just wanted you to know that I don't like you".

(extremely awkward moment)

Sue - "Oh"
Jack - "Sorry, I know this must feel like a preemptive break up, but I didn't want you to think I was... leading you on or anything"

by Devin Hush December 4, 2007

premature exclamation

When one received a blank text message from a friend. Similar to a premature ejaculation, this premature exclamation occurs when they are just so excited to be having a text that they shoot one off prematurely.

"You sent me a blank text."
"Sorry, i got excited and shot out a premature exclamation. I swear, it's never happened to me before. LOL"

by goyemanx June 26, 2009

preep

the gleaming spots of white light that are seen in the pupil of an eye;

The preeps of her pupil were as pretty as fire.

by doghitscar November 14, 2014

Premeditated Bromicide

When a bro plans in advance the ending of a bromance with another bro.

Norad: Bro, I drove up to Mollys place over the weekend and I banged her.
Pat: Bro, thats Swoyers girlfriend! He's like your best friend bro! He's gonna be so mad at you when he finds out bro! Thats like Premeditated Bromicide!!

by VTHokie September 11, 2009