Pregnant orphan

a fat pregnant with lots of dandruff

jada was a stupid pregnant orphan

by Lolgog March 18, 2019

Pregnant yes

A term to describe a not truthful or fake yes.

“When I asked mom if we were going to the mall she gave me a ‘pregnant yes’”

by GraysonGK27 October 18, 2025

christmas pregnant

Eating so much you feel fat(ter) and ashamed. Gluttony in its most pure form - specifically during the entire month of December, and trailing off sometime the end of January

Dude: "Are you hiding a whole turkey under that sweater?"
Me: "No, Dude, I'm just Christmas Pregnant. I think I ATE a whole turkey though..."
Dude: "oh.. well just don't eat so much you give birth all over the place. And leave me some Cheetos, bitch!"
Me: <Nom Nom Nom> "Whoever eats the last one.. Wins!"

by plywoodchicken December 21, 2017

pregnant

saif ahmed

guy: hey whos pregnant
guy 2: saif ahmed

by Majidcoolgamer April 23, 2023

my mom got me pregnant

my mom is literally the worst mother ever, even when logic makes since

ever since that day, my mom got me pregnant

by ImNotVinesauceJoelImLuke April 15, 2021

Pregnant orange

The part of an orange that looks like it has another orange growing at the top of it

Wow Timmy this sure is a big pregnant orange
Wow do you mean that top of the orange right there

Yes I do

by Kellerimkeller,sydneykeller... December 13, 2016

pregnant clown

A fat ugly woman that wears way too much make up

What"s keeping dad so busy in the garage? he is banging a pregnant clown

by Kongo Kong December 12, 2023