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First Possum

1. a dangerous place for fear of possum consumption
2. the middle back seat of a vehicle
3. the bottom step of a porch
oh shit, i don't want to be first possum.. i should get out of this dumpster
by doctor jeckyll April 27, 2008
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possum

1) Refers to a person who enjoys gaining weight in order to feel/be more attractive.

2) Alternatively used for some one who "falls dead" in bed and cannot continue to be entertaining sexually.
1) That guy is such a possum, he can't stop eating everything in sight.

2) He's a possum, he just lays there in bed and doesn't do any of the work.
by Remyarias July 6, 2007
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Salting the possum

Lighten up, chill out, not take things too seriously
Aaron, she was salting the possum before work so she could deal with her lab mates bullshit
Oh! Good for her. Maybe we should all salt a possum
by Taxidermistlady February 19, 2017
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possum stompers

A term to describe footware, usually to describe heavy duty boots or elaborate shoes.

Descriptive term that assumes how productive one shoes would be to stomp on possums.
by Lure_flicka June 5, 2018
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ghetto possum

A woman with a high sex drive
One step up from a hood rat.
I wasn’t going to go out tonight until I heard that there were gonna be several ghetto possums out at the club
by Possumpotamus June 9, 2023
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Possum

Moxxie.
Moxxie is a possum
Moxxie: A Human called me a possum, I am NOT a possum.
by Bread_Miser February 2, 2022
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Possum pads

The gentle, soft mitts of a desk jockey.
Dathan: Earl strokes my wang with the gentility of a bard.
Cletis: No duh, that pudwhacker anoints his clutches with Udder Crème. Earl had supple possum pads.
by Dildo Baby July 24, 2022
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