Dathan: Earl strokes my wang with the gentility of a bard.
Cletis: No duh, that pudwhacker anoints his clutches with Udder Crème. Earl had supple possum pads.
Cletis: No duh, that pudwhacker anoints his clutches with Udder Crème. Earl had supple possum pads.
by Dildo Baby July 25, 2022
John- "Hey what's happening man? What did you do last night?"
Dan- "I went out with my work buds and hooked up with a girl. We went home and fucked!!"
John- "Sweet dude, that's awesome!!!"
Dan- "Yeah, but the thing is, her pussy was so nasty, I still can't get this possum cooter stank off of my cock & balls."
Dan- "I went out with my work buds and hooked up with a girl. We went home and fucked!!"
John- "Sweet dude, that's awesome!!!"
Dan- "Yeah, but the thing is, her pussy was so nasty, I still can't get this possum cooter stank off of my cock & balls."
by dizzotizzo August 31, 2015
a bitch that is always going to be a virgin because he actually takes his time to actually write a definition in this website. (im only writing this cuz of him)
by I dont wannabe a possum September 30, 2018
When a black man shits on a black woman for a white woman's validation and acceptance to show they are greater than the average man
“Ion like black girls they loud but I love white girls they chill asf”
“Your a pork possum lover aren’t you”
“Huh”
“Never mind bro”
“Your a pork possum lover aren’t you”
“Huh”
“Never mind bro”
by Wavsyet January 12, 2021
by ThaoNeguY July 05, 2011
A term to describe footware, usually to describe heavy duty boots or elaborate shoes.
Descriptive term that assumes how productive one shoes would be to stomp on possums.
Descriptive term that assumes how productive one shoes would be to stomp on possums.
That's a nice pair of possum stompers
by Lure_flicka May 15, 2018
a sex act where a girl deepthroats you, chokes on your cock,and then uses your pubes as floss while lying on her back
by nsanepoltergiest January 18, 2009