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First Possum

1. a dangerous place for fear of possum consumption
2. the middle back seat of a vehicle
3. the bottom step of a porch
oh shit, i don't want to be first possum.. i should get out of this dumpster
by doctor jeckyll April 27, 2008
mugGet the First Possummug.

possum

"im possum" = "im gay"
by cocksuck420 December 13, 2021
mugGet the possummug.

Playin Possum

To express you will not be attending a lame event.
Hey Steve, are you going to Alan's party tonight?
Naw man, im playin possum for sure.
by Dr.SteveBrules May 7, 2011
mugGet the Playin Possummug.

Possum Dick

A word defined by Vore Pip and A Kenny (Idfk)

Where that kenny has a possum in his pants
by ლ(╹◡╹ლ) October 19, 2019
mugGet the Possum Dickmug.

possum

1) Refers to a person who enjoys gaining weight in order to feel/be more attractive.

2) Alternatively used for some one who "falls dead" in bed and cannot continue to be entertaining sexually.
1) That guy is such a possum, he can't stop eating everything in sight.

2) He's a possum, he just lays there in bed and doesn't do any of the work.
by Remyarias July 6, 2007
mugGet the possummug.

wannabe possum

a bitch that is always going to be a virgin because he actually takes his time to actually write a definition in this website. (im only writing this cuz of him)
"Hi I'm Wannabe Possum"
"Wow, so you're gay"
by I dont wannabe a possum September 30, 2018
mugGet the wannabe possummug.

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