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Possum

A small beautiful creature you taunt your friends with. It gives them nightmares about it while you laugh. We <3 Possums.
by Possum_Protector October 13, 2019
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Possume

something post-requiem
that 
assumes
a role
in society.
Wait, what? What do you mean possume?
by ThaoNeguY July 6, 2011
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crash possums

(n.) -- words that are spelled incorrrectly, for all the world to see, on TV broadcasts at CNN and other networks
"I've seen some real bloopers and howlers on CNN recently, where the headline writer spelled "competing" as "competiting" and things like that. Happens almost every day on my TV screen, all the networks do it. Don't they have copyeditors? I call them 'crash possums' because they remind me of dead possums on rural roads and highways."

-- Overheard outside a coffee shop in Harvard Square in Cambridge on January 8, 2010
by PRwiz101 January 16, 2010
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Possum Dick

A word defined by Vore Pip and A Kenny (Idfk)

Where that kenny has a possum in his pants
by ლ(╹◡╹ლ) October 19, 2019
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Possum

When ur pissing urself
by Thebigbenni December 26, 2021
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possum floss'um

a sex act where a girl deepthroats you, chokes on your cock,and then uses your pubes as floss while lying on her back
dude, that girl totally did a possum floss'um last night!
by nsanepoltergiest January 18, 2009
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