porcelain baptism

When you accidentally drop your phone in the toilet.

"Hey man, I was going to call you but then I went and gave my phone the porcelain baptism."

by OctopiWallStreet July 31, 2017

porcelain mind

Beautiful person with a fragile mind , eye's that tell a story , and a heart of american honey , ready to stand up for anything she believes in .

She has such a "porcelain mind" , beautiful and kind .

by rebecca jean March 27, 2017

Driving the porcelain truck

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.

7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.

by frishy August 30, 2022

The Porcelain Challenge

A tiktok challenge in which people grind fine china into a fine powder and snort it. It is extremely harmful, and at least 6 known people have been injured from it. Not only is it harmful to the body, but it also destroys antique, expensive china.

Person 1: Have you heard of the Porcelain Challenge?
Person 2: Yeah! Someone in my kid’s school did it. I can’t believe these kids are doing someone so stupid.

by Banana_Human October 03, 2022

porcelain rust

Fecal residue left on the inside of the toilet, either above or under the water, for more than 3 days.

Dude, someone totally butt scuffed the toilet here.

Naw, dude, thats porcelain rust.

by Notorious B I Scuffer February 16, 2010

white porcelain

da biggest baddest bitch yo mama ever seen. she thicc. she wild. and she thicc.

Guy: Dam white porcelain lookin hella fine
Guy 2: oh baby queen porcé! she fine as China

by blackhole123 January 10, 2018

Porcelain Seeker

Another phrase for an asshole, brown eye, poop chute, taint hole, butthole, anus, bead holder, etc.

How's your porcelain seeker feeling after those carolina reapers Jimmy?

by Suhycide January 26, 2019